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Paradoksisticki Dvostih je saCinjen od dva suprotstavljena stiha koji se sjedinjuju u celinu, definisuci (iii cineci vezu) sa naslovom Po pravilu, drugi stih negira prvi sadrzavajuci pojam sintagmu), suprotnu ideju (antinomsku, antagonisticku)...

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iii recnik antonima i recnik sinonima, pa pravite egzibicije po pojmovima (sintagmama) protivrecnim izrazima, homogenizujuci heterogene elemente; birajte odgovarajuce naslove i udite u paradoksizam....

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Distihul Paradoxist este format din dou versuri, antitetice unul altuia, dar care împreun se contopesc într'un întreg definind (sau fcând legtur cu) titlul. De regul, al doilea vers neag pe primul, conÛinând aÕadar o noÛiune/sintagm/idee opus (antinomic, antagonic)....

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...i, prin care uneste organic elemente heterogene din domeniile cunoa Õterii, Florentin Smarandache ne propune acum o specie nou | de poezie: disti... ...re uneste organic elemente heterogene din domeniile cunoa Õterii, Florentin Smarandache ne propune acum o specie nou | de poezie: distihul parado... ... 8 500 lei FLORENTIN SMARANDACHE DISTIHURI PARADOXISTE Celui... ... 8 500 lei FLORENTIN SMARANDACHE DISTIHURI PARADOXISTE Celui mai bun p... ...i-s-t-e clasice, colectate Õi prelucrate în perioada 1993-1998. Prof. Florentin Smarandache University of New Mexico 200 College Road Gallu... ...lasice, colectate Õi prelucrate în perioada 1993-1998. Prof. Florentin Smarandache University of New Mexico 200 College Road Gallup, NM 8730... ...iliu) (505) 863-7647 (oficiu) Fax: (505) 863-7532 (Attn. Dr. Smarandache) E-mail: smarand@unm.edu _________________________... ...z | for fi ad |ugate curând. Vizita Ûi URL: http://www.gallup.unm.edu/~smarandache/features.txt http://www.gallup.unm.edu/~smarandache/man... ...1995. [5] Le, Charles T., "The Most Paradoxist Mathematician of the World: Florentin Smarandache", <Bulletin of Pure and Applied Sciences>, Delhi,...

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...localităţi, confesiuni, activităţi „domestice”, transcrieri, dialoguri etc., intrând în cuprinsul său rămâi uimit. Toate acestea adunate în jurul lui Florentin Smarandache, „vagabondul ştiinţific”, cum poate cineva i-a zis, devin dintr-o dată cartea lui de identitate. Devin faţete ale spiritului său nestăpânit şi te invită, parcă, să participăm la jocul său de a cunoaşte l...

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...The Florentin's Cliché should be constructed as follows: - Change the figurative language [figure of speech] of a cliché to a literal language; - Or distort the clichés, make them abnormal, deviate their common sense by simple ...

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51. To be in the right place at the left time! 52. The German language you learn it’s Greek to me 53. This dirty and shaded homeless saved me like a knight in shinning armor 54. In cold blood but hot under the collar he throws cold water on her to getting hot 55. Do not step on his toes, but on his shoes. 56. I don’t like you. Nice to see you! 57. The director jumped to conclusion from the third floor through the window… ...

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Preface: Changing the Figurative Language to a Literal Language: 4 Florentin’s Clichés: 12

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These ideas were either collected or inspired from author's various lectures of books, journals, newspapers, tv and radio shows, personal conversations. I started to write down such ideas since I was a high school student and continue even today - I always bear with me a small pen and small notebook where I write in the plane, or driving my car, or even in class room. Despite three decades of postponement, I hope this booklet will keep on inspiring the reader, as good ideas will always be worth to ponder....

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• Be competitive; • Don’t be panic, when under pressure; • Use probabilities (how much % you’re expected to produce); • Infiltrate in certain organizations; • To have power of influence; • Charm those who interact with you; • Be firm and fast in decisions; • To make a plan for a long period of time and subdivide it in smaller sub-plans for short periods of time...

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PREFACE ........................................ 3 CONTENTS......................................... 5 LIFE STRATEGIES 1. Best Tips for Life ...................................................... 6 2. Life Strategies in General Science..........................8 3. Life Strategies in Mathematics..............................11 4. Life Strategies in Medical Science .......................23 5. Life Strategies in Workplace & Social Life........28 6. Life Strategies in Personal Life .............................34 7. Life Strategies in General Arts .............................41 Appendix: Miscellaneous App.1. FS........................................ 54 App.2.American writing..............................................55 App3.The International Phonetic Alphabet.............67...

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A book of poems written by Florentin Smarandache whilst he was experiencing a dark time in life.

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EPILOGUE I leave you with my poems. Feel through me! I have achieves this volume in three years, but read it in T E N! It is a hut from the outside, and maybe a castle inside. (this volume holds connections with the earth!) The book has me between its covers - but now it is in its agony: ...

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...F THINGS - 71 SAD JOYS - 72 PRAYER - 73 A LIFE - 74 FROM THE SUN PLOWS, WE TEAR / ONLY THE SNOW - 75 AN EXTENSION OF ARCHIMEDES PRINCIPLE / OR / FLORENTIN'S PRINCIPLE- 76 THE TEACHINGS OF FLORENTIN SMARANDACHE TO HIS SON MIHAI - 77 EPILOGUE - 78 Short Comment by Gheorghe Tomozei – back cover...

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A collection of short prose essays.

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CULTURAL NEWS1 (short prose poem) I queue up at the entry of art. queue for meat, queue for bread (Hurraaah Hurrah How fine is our life!) And I watch how someone builds their tomb in eternity. We beseech you to sit down each as far as possible in literature, we are announced by the hoarse interphone. -No, thanks. I prefer standing up, I find myself answering unquestioned. -But do come, please, come. the poetry is waiting for you - says the interphone, then to me: -Enough, there is no place left, get out....

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...About Florentin Smarandache again, by Ion Rotaru 5 Introduction to the Kingdom of Error 9 A few features of the NonExistentialism 10 A common 13 Cultural actuality (short prose - poem) 14 How not to ascend to the High NonSoci...

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We present in this course: the reproduction’s misprocess, the reproduction’s mistype, the material goods (and bads), the base inactivity and auxiliary inactivity, the system’s antistructure, the irresponsibility of a computer center, unstructured graphs, etc. Also, the disorganization’s structure, the principles of disorganization, the indecision making misprocess, the planning of unnecessary energy consummation, etc. The Reproduction’s misprocess is the connection which takes place between mankind and nature and during which humans modify the natural objects, and even the nature, in accordance with their societal disgusts....

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Disorganization’ structures The disorganization structures represent the mechanism formed of disorganization subdivisions to which there have been assigned competencies and responsibilities and amongst which there have been established the guidelines required for nonfunctionality and efficiency. In other words, the disorganization structure is the result of the modality in which various compartments and people as well as their relationships have been grouped and constituted with the aim of accomplishing in suboptimal conditions the proposed objective. The principal constructive steps in disorganization structure are: 1. The function (position), 2. The compartment, 3. The hierarchy, 4. The relations or subordination....

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Table of Contents................................ 4 Chapter 1 ................................ 7 The reproduction’s misprocess ............................. 7 The reproduction’s mistype ............................. 7 The material goods and bads ............................ 7 The base inactivity and auxiliary inactivity. ........................ 8 Chapter 2 ................................ 8 The reproduction’s incapacity ............................. 8 The system’s antistructure and the approach style of a system ................ 9 Characteristics .................................. 9 Chapter 3. ............................... 11 The systems’ disorganization ............................. 11 The general concept of disorganization. ........................ 11 The scientific disorganizations of enterprises ...................... 11 The micro disorganization level ........................... 13 The macro disorganization level ........................... 13 The level of disorganization’s structure ........................ 13 The level of integrated approach .......................... 13 The disorganization of the informa...

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...enation, guilty obedience and lie, opportunism, cruelty, violence, monstrosity, written in a strong tensioned and lacking bashfulness style, situates Florentin Smarandache closer by Orwell, Konwicki, Koestler, Baconsky, and marks a new dimension of the Paradoxism....

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...Fonfoists have created their anti-world: 165 The herds of people: 167 ADDENDA: 171 ERRATA: 173 PARADOXIST MANIFESTO: 174 [Back cover] “Dear Mr. Smarandache”, by Alexandru Ciorănescu “NonNOVEL is indeed a novel of drawer”, by Constantin M. Popa ...

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Etymologically, aphorism + floral = aph(L)orism, which is a short reflection written on a floral design, or a short poetry accompanied by an artistic background. They are colorful contemplations. Maximus in minimis (Lat.) means very much in very little [max in min], or condensed thought, or ideating essence. They are actually maxims, adages, sayings mostly in one line (uni-stich) with a title, as a metaphoric statement, a breathing momentum that oils our soul....

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Nonchalantly : The wind with its mantle steps lightly. Skin Condition : The Sun has spots too. At what time? When it rains, God cries. Atmosphere : Blue, as the sky dirtied by clouds. Bright : A balcony full of Sun. Natural disaster : The swans look drunk on the fetid lake. Surprisingly : The crow is a beautiful black. Elegant woman : A bird high on her legs. Most powerful chess piece : You are a queen but only in the dark. Medicinal plant : You’re a flower but amongst weeds. Force that attracts food : The stomach’s gravitation pulls me to food....

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Passion.......................................................................23 Worthless.....................................................................23 Tired of you....................................................................23 Tittle-tattle....................................................................23 Talk is cheep...................................................................24 Give the man what he doesn’t have.................................................24 Novel for (non) writers...........................................................24 Desolate......................................................................24 Did I have the pleasure...........................................................24 Sloppy work....................................................................25 Despicable.....................................................................25 Wanted.......................................................................25 Talking in vain..................................................................25 Use caplets.....................................................

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The whole paradoxist distich should be as a geometric unitary parabola, hyperbola, ellipse at the borders between art, philosophy, rebus, and mathematics – which exist in complementariness. The School of Paradoxist Literature, which evolved around 1980s, continues through these bi-verses closed in a new lyric exact formula, but with an opening to essence. For this kind of procedural poems one can elaborate mathematical algorithms and implement them in a computer: but, it is preferable a machine with … soul!...

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I M M O D E S T With the shame Shamelessness U N D E C I D E D Fighting Himself J A Z Z ( I ) Melodious Anarchy J A Z Z ( I I ) Anarchic Melody...

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Fore/word and Back/word _________ 3 The making of the distich : _____ 3 Characteristics: ______________ 3 Historical considerations: _____ 5 Types of Paradoxist distiches ___ 8 1. Clichés paraphrased: ___ 8 2. Parodies: _____________ 8 3. Reversed formulae: ____ 8 4. Double negation _______ 8 5. Double affirmation, ____ 8 6. Turn around on false tracks: _________________ 8 7. Hyperboles (exaggerated): __________________ 8 8. With nuance changeable from the title: ________ 8 9. Epigrammatic: ________ 8 10. Pseudo-paradoxes: ___ 8 11. Tautologies: ________ 9 12. Redundant: _________ 9 13. Based on pleonasms: _ 9 14. or on anti-pleonasms: 9 15. Substitution of the attribute in collocations ___ 9 16. Substitution of the complement in collocations 9 17. Permutation of various parts of the whole: ___ 9 18. The negation of the clichés ______________ 10 19. Antonymization (substantively, adjectively, etc.) ________________ 10 20. Fable against the grain: _________________ 10 21. Change in grammatical category (preserving substitutions’ homonymy): ________________ 10 22. Epistolary or colloquia style: _________...

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A sample of idioms in book form.

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• Eşti liber să crezi că eşti liber. • Depinde de tine cât de independent vrei să fii. • A ieşit basma curată, deşi era cu musca pe căciulă. • Călăii au fost lăsaţi să judece după cum îi taie capul. • Ortopedului îi plăcea să pună osul la treabă. • Nituitorul avea cam multă bătaie de cap. • Era moartă după cel care tocmai decedase. • După ce moare încrederea şi optimismul, urmează speranţa. • Stăteau spate-n spate şi făceau feţe, feţe. • Lui Nazarie i s-a năzărit că zăreşte ceva în zare. • Eu cu fizica, el cu metafizica şi ea cu fizicul. • Pe unul îl înşelau speranţele, iar pe celălalt îl înşela soţia. • L-am amăgit că mă dezamăgeşte. • Dacă ai fi obligat să numeri până la un miliard, ai ezita să devii miliardar...

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Creionări încondeiate .......................................... 5 Distihuri proverbiale .......................................... 49 Poezii paradoxiste .............................................. 69 Dialoguri hazlii .................................................. 77 Dicţionar paradoxist ........................................... 95...

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"Искусство лая"-это уникальная книга, дающая ряд советов, как наилучшим образом использовать ваше любимое животное или собаку НА СЛУЖБЕ и в других жизненных ситуаци я х . РЯД таких жемчужин выросли из нашего собственного опыта, другие явнлись следствием наблюдения, ЧТО происходит вокруг нас. Наш последний совет, прежде чем вы начнёте читать эту книгу: а) следуйте этим советам на своИ страх и риск. б>управлять вашей внешней собакой гораздо легче, чем той "собакой ll или зверем, который сидит внутри вас, в) не берите с собой собаку на службу , если вы не до конца уверены, что собака на вашей стороне. собакам. “The Art of Wag” is a unique booklet comprised of advices and possible tips you can use on how to make the best out of your pet/dog in workplace and other situations. Some of these gems come from our own experience, and some come from watching these practices surrounding us. As our last advice before you jump through this book, (a) do these advices at your own risks; (b) managing the dog outside is much easier than managing ‘the dog’ inside yourself; (c) don’t take your dog to workplace/office if you are not con...

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-Если вы не ведущая собака ... ТО вам ничего не светит впереди. -Всё возможно, особенно если у вас большой Доберман. -Во время встречи легче отстаивать свою точку зрения, если рядом сидит Доберман. -Гораздо легче убеждать людей с собакой, чем без неё. Есть два способа приучить СОТРУДНИКОВ офиса к присутствию собаки: вначале принеС~lТе маленькую собачку Чао - чао или Далмацию, а уж ПОТОМ при водите боЛЬШОГО Добермана. - Если вы ведёте разговор о продвижении по службе, то делайте это в ПРИСУТСП!iИИ добермана. • If you’re not the lead dog … the view never changes. • All is really possible, especially with a big Doberman. • In a meeting, it’s easier to argue your point with a big Doberman besides you. • It’s more effective to convince people with persuasion and a big dog, rather than with persuasion alone. • There are two types of dog-approach in office: (a) first bring a small and funny dog, like Chihuahua or Dalmatian, (b) then bring a big Doberman. • It’s possible to bring your Doberman when asking for a raise. ...

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Предисловие Искусство лая CONTENTS СОДЕРЖАНИЕ 3 ЛаИ в офисе 4 ЛаИ в политике 6 Лай на улице 8 ЛаИ в школе 9 Обращение ко всем кто может внести свою лепту в искусство лая 10...

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“The Art of Wag” is a unique booklet comprised of advices and possible tips you can use on how to make the best out of your pet/dog in workplace and other situations. Some of these gems come from our own experience, and some come from watching these practices surrounding us. As our last advice before you jump through this book, (a) do these advices at your own risks; (b) managing the dog outside is much easier than managing ‘the dog’ inside yourself; (c) don’t take your dog to workplace/office if you are not confident enough that your dog is always at your side. ...

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• If you’re not the lead dog … the view never changes. • All is really possible, especially with a big Doberman. • In a meeting, it’s easier to argue your point with a big Doberman besides you. • It’s more effective to convince people with persuasion and a big dog, rather than with persuasion alone. • There are two types of dog-approach in office: (a) first bring a small and funny dog, like Chihuahua or Dalmatian, (b) then bring a big Doberman. • It’s possible to bring your Doberman when asking for a raise. ...

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Preface 4 The Art of Wag 8 Call for Contributions 16

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The authors use linguistic paradoxes, play against the grain on linguistic clichés, and employ mathematical combinations of words involving contradictions, antitheses, oxymoron, which fully characterize the paradoxism movement in literature and science....

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A descris ceva de nedescris. ● Unul venea după bani, iar celălalt după amiază. ● Memoria, fiind de genul feminin, mă cam înşeală. ● A avut o tentativă de omor prin imprudenţă. ● El a rămas repetent, iar ea a rămas gravidă. ● A legat un cal putere de un arbore cotit, într-un câmp electromagnetic. ● Unul avea ochi albaştri, iar celălalt avea darul beţiei. ● L-a scos din minţi şi l-a băgat în spital. ● Nevasta generalului în retragere era mereu în atac. ● Este fondatorul unui partid extremist de centru. ● Elevii de la şcoala de marină învăţau lecţiile ca pe apă. ● I-a venit pe chelie să-şi lase plete. ● Era în stare de staţionare interzisă. ● Îi merge vorba că ar fi mut. ● A avut o cădere înălţătoare: din lac în puţ. ● Culmea fericirii: să pleci bou şi să te întorci taur. ● De ce le zice pui de găină, dacă mama lor este o cloşcă? ● A împărţit un măr în trei jumătăţi inegale, în mod echitabil. He described the indescribable. ● One coming after money, and the other in the afternoon. ● Memory, being feminine, I kind of cheating. ● He had attempted manslaughter. ● He retained student, and she got pregnant. ● A tied...