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A story of witchcraft in the age of computing.

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Down in Dr Diverse’s digestive system, Bertie was clinging on to Miss White for all he was worth. Foul juices churned around him, and he had to fight to stay attached to Miss White as the muscles of the digestive tract contracted round the frog to drag it further and further towards the dragon’s stomach. That wasn’t all. The smell was awful. It reminded Bertie of the day he was hiding in the compost heap and Jim tipped a slurry of rotting cabbage leaves over him. His wings had stunk for hours, even after he’d flown backwards and forwards through the lawn sprinkler whenever Jim’s back was turned. And this time there was an additional torture. His ears hurt with all the noise of the muscular contractions and liquid slopping about. Slowly, and with difficulty, he tried to crawl along Miss White’s back so he could get to her head and talk to her. But it was a battle he was losing as he was getting more and more tired....

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This series is arranged in levels of reading difficulty ranging from 1 to 5. The easiest is level 1, the hardest level 5. All these books are royalty free and can be copied used printed and distributed, scrawled on walls, acted out in plays and told (very slowly) to your pet dog, if you don’t have a dog a cat will do, but hamsters do not listen as they only speak Spanish. They are designed to be easily read on a computer and can be printed on standard A4 size paper (landscape format) There is no bad language or offensive words anywhere in these books....

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Alfi was at the seaside on holiday with his parents and had got up especially early to go down to the beach to see the sea. Podd his dog was also down on the beach with him but was now only a small blob in the distance....

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A little book to his father by a third grader on Father's Day, 2007.

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If I were a car, toolbox, flashlight, computer, monkey, solar panel, goat, or tow truck.

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If I Were A Car If I Were A Toolbox If I Were A Flashlight If I Were A Computer If I Were A Monkey If I Were A Solar Panel If I Were A Goat If I Were A Tow Truck I Am Your Son...

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A little book to her father by a third grader on Father's Day, 2004.

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If I were a firefly, bee, hummingbird, puppy, wolf, kitten, hammer, or pencil.

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If I Were A Firefly If I Were A Bee If I Were A Hummingbird If I Were A Puppy If I Were A Wolf If I Were A Kitten If I Were A Hammer If I Were A Pencil I Am Your Daughter ...

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This story takes place in a small town in Arkansas. It is aimed at Late Middle Graders.

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Despite how bad things appear, there is always help available if you look hard enough.

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Have you ever stared at a child during school and thought they were from another planet?...Well, Charlie is that boy! 'There is an alien in the boys' toilets' is a funny, lighthearted story about a young, immature and silly boy who likes to get up to all kinds of mischief. What he doesn't realise is that every time he is horrible, he slowly develops into a revolting alien. I wonder if he likes the way he will end up? WARNING: This book contains a silly boy who erupts toilets, smashes windows, burps loudly and has green, scaly skin (Not suitable for adults)....

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Charlie’s sharp eyes wondered around the classroom, searching for distractions. What caught his eye gave him a brilliant idea.

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Chapter 1 – Early signs Chapter 2 – Everyone likes P.E…right? (Tuesday afternoon) Chapter 3 – How much damage can tissue paper cause? (Wednesday mid- morning) Chapter 4 - Martian breath Chapter 5 – Lost ball (Thursday break time) Chapter 6 – The marble match (Friday) Chapter 7 – School fair - The Plan Chapter 8 – School fair - The Plan is in motion (Saturday morning) Chapter 9 – A jar of dirt Chapter 10 – Worm Sarnie Chapter 11 - The bag Chapter 12 – The transformation is complete Chapter 13 – Time to think long and hard Chapter 14 – Back to normal… ...

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This series is arranged in levels of reading difficulty ranging from 1 to 5. The easiest is level 1, the hardest level 5. All these books are royalty free and can be copied used printed and distributed, scrawled on walls, acted out in plays and told (very slowly) to your pet dog, if you don’t have a dog a cat will do, but hamsters do not listen as they only speak Spanish. They are designed to be easily read on a computer and can be printed on standard A4 size paper (landscape format) There is no bad language or offensive words anywhere in these books. ...

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The Sparrows meeting was held at the very top of the Sycamore tree. “I know what.” said Spiggi “Lets collect several of those balloons we find stuck in the tops of trees and tie them to the cats tail while he is asleep. He will just float away.” “ They will pop.” said Smeg “And we all know cats always land on their feet.” “ And find there way home” said Smook. Every one looked sad, then it started to rain....

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Readers serendipity discretions is strongly advised, these views, opinions, will seem Topsy-curvy. “Who am I?,” “what have I become?,” is there a restore point?, have I merge into all the long running lies? “Who can see the lies of the long running past?” “Specific and time sensitive,” collective truth has been sending specific clear messages, and emitting rejuvenating clarity. We are all just waiting for all the obfuscating obligatory long running lies to become declassified. Even long running naked lies can be classified, how cool is that? You are about to embark on concepts that is one hundred and eighty degrees from your overzealous society accepted very peculiar, and willingly conforming gregarious oversights. Impossible greater good task, anti-world peace “has the drop on us, and always had great tactical advantages. We all know and are learning how to read our surroundings,” but unfortunately from every ill-conceivable anti-world peace, self-center hook line and sinker, and giving to get angles. If the world wants world peace, they are out of options, all of the official and authorized open budgeted intense negotiations is...

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Absolutely none o us was ever borne into a world that had world peace... Therefore it's extremely safe to say, what ever anyone on the planet is getting very busy doing, or preoccupied with, was ill design, and a grand master at creating and extending anti world peace. how does this make you feel, happy, sad, angry, inspired, afraid, relieved, amused, , annoyed.....

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chapter eleven

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Suitable to be read to children of ages 4 to 8 years.

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A picture book of Chicago.

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The original Anne of Green Gables by L. M. Montgomery Illustrated by Anonymous

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Wally Amos discusses how Neil Armstrong's imagination and were influenced by his parents reading to him as a child.

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There are two thieves and this story tells you do not steal or else everything bad will happen with you. This book is about steeling that is very bad thing and can make your life harder to live....

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It is Tania's fourth birthday. Mama arranges a treasure hunt for Tania. She has to follow the clues to find the birthday presents from mama and papa. See if you can find Tania's presents. Suitable to be read to children from 2 to 5 years...

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“That night, exactly behind the Taj Mahal landed a flying saucer. The saucer was like a giant blue balloon. It was bigger than the biggest balloon you could ever imagine."...

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1) Story Time 2) Sparkling idea! 3) Bobo the Robo

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A story cum colouring book for all kindred spirits, especially children.

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A short story about a boy who did not sleep

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An wonderful old classic. A little girl travels back to England from India where she had been living all her life with her parents. She finds herself taken to live in a large, old unfriendly house in Yorkshire with a irritable housekeeper and an uncle who is sad and depressed. In her adventures she discovers a beautiful secret garden and comes alive, herself, with the garden. It is a lovely metaphor for healing....

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What does it take to calm your busy mind in order for you to sleep a deep, relaxing and restorative sleep? Reading or listening to a chapter of this delightful children's story every night is one way to calm your mind and so to sleep more deeply....

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Introduction by Dr Caroline. Ch 1 - 53

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My daughter loves to help around the kitchen. So I wrote this story about a little girl and her mother who make pancakes together. The book is good for reading to a 2 to 3 year old....

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This story is about a horrible family called "The Pantynoodles". The main characters in the book are called: Mr. and Mrs. Pantynoodles, Hera, Kelly, and Bob....