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... stripes. These days it seems like everyone is cashing in on the New Atheism craze, except for lifelong unbeliever Alan Musted. What’s a portable toilet dispatcher to do? Crash the party, that’s what! Join Alan and his friends and enemies in this ground-breaking work of “atheist pulp fiction”, the spellbinding sequel to 'Orange Car with Stripes'...

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...ins the very thorough investigation reports from Scandinavian UFO Information and some newspaper articles - including the story about the time frozen toilet waste fell from the sky and gave rise to justifiable wonder. Individual Information may not be published Tactical Air Command is subject to Privacy Act, and therefore information of the people who have approached with ...

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...carcely able to breathe? Surely twice as big should be beaten by twice as clever? Obviously not, or Mortaumal wouldn’t have had his head flushed in a toilet bowl yesterday, and he wouldn’t have had to endure six months of increasingly unpleasant torment. On this relentlessly sunny afternoon, Simon had ambushed Mortaumal from behind a billboard advertising the benefits of...

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...urex! Assuring us they were lubricated, for smoother satisfaction, leaving many innocent young Australians to wonder why the English lubricated their toilet paper. The contraceptive pill was the greatest liberator. No longer reliant on men to take precautions, women were demanding the right to fuck with the same reckless abandon as men and to be treated equally in all othe...

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... house. It was built on a steeped 7 place so from where I’m standing, I can clearly admire its view. The view to our roofless toilet, on the other... ...ench can really choke you up. Luckily enough, we have few of those due to a lack of vegetation. Any fool can figure out that the toilet should have ... ... wonder I can’t stand kids. I’m trying to think fast because I don’t want to look silly. Silly enough, I head for the toilet which is the ... ...s, the towel on my shoulder, a slice of soap in the pocket of my shorts, and a toothbrush secured between my teeth, I reach the toilet. I put the bu... ... it but can’t. Then he remembers that it is for emergency fire outbreak only. He curses and enters the back door leading to the toilets. To his righ... ...oor leading to the toilets. To his right are the ladies’ toilets and to his left are the gents. He is about to enter the ladies toilets when an afte... ...ere no one is in. He looks around and, seeing nothing special, he asks: “Why? What’s so special here? Why can’t we just use one toilet?” ‘What if...

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...gthy silences. I descend the steps, some hasty greetings, I stuff a roll of coarse, green toilet paper in my pants. Back to the horror, to frisk a... ...ars ago? You have no ready answer. Lately, I adopted this novel habit of peeing in foreign toilets, around the bowls, creating fizzing ponds on shi... ... I am unable – really, unwilling – to get off the lounger I dragged to the entrance of the toilet. I wish I had someone I could gnaw at. Coming to ... ...ing the torture wheel called Maurice. He rises from his nightmare and shuffles to the slimy toilettes on the remainder of his leg. When he is back, ...

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...upon and the mosquito both lusted for her. Jatupon wanted to rush into the toilet the way he had seen a man in his early twenties rush into the public... ...ement of the tide. Jatupon felt that he was bleeding and so he went to the toilet and sat on the stool feeling beneath him from time to time to see if... ...nt into a booth that had a faucet, which leaked water into an Asian style toilet. Through effort he was able to catch some of the water before it wen... ...his cell and never having to worry about having money for meals and public toilets. He slept intermittently on park benches throughout the day. ...

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...ong with his leather jacket And the dirty underwear cuddled around a clean toilet-- Where the Rosary hung on a wall And the guitar leaned in a corner-...

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...rk was merchandised and attached to everything, from toys and games to clothes and toiletries. But Fleming was also renowned for his non-fiction: ... ...irth and prior to her wedding. But not all royals were so unhygienic. The flushing toilet was the preserve of Queen Elizabeth I. It was invented fo... ...sed with his name. Aptly named British plumber Thomas Crapper redesigned the modern toilet and received a series of related patents between 1861-190... ...il 1920 and the pop-up box only nine years later. Prior to the invention of the toilet paper in 1890 by the Scott Paper Company, people used an ... ...31 stairways, 19 escalators, 13 elevators, 672 fire hose cabinets, 284 rest rooms (toilettes), 691 drinking fountains, 4200 electric clocks with so...

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...this eventful day. Woe to the bride who keeps even one pin used in the marriage toilet. Woe also to the bridesmaids if they retain any of them, as th...

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... No one called out to him, so he reasoned that he was safe. He really needed the toilet now. If only he’d stuck to just two pints. He rounded the co... ... the lift had tried to take him. Unless, of course, she’d just been taken to the toilet. “Sam!” he called out. No response. He saw her broken mobil...

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...of an open stall door while a thin, white plastic cartridge balanced on the toilet seat, waiting like a ticking bomb. “Okay.” Julia glanced up, her... ... past them and into the restroom where she promptly threw up in the closest toilet. “Ew,” she heard Laura’s voice echo off the tiled walls when they...

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...-o cofet ărie întreb de rest room (WC) ca americanii, îns ă englezii spun toilet. Multe cuvinte se întrebuin ţeaz ă diferit în engleza de pe cele d...

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...nd the hospital premises are very unclean. They don’t get enough water in the toilet and bathrooms. She says soon after her marriage, that is, withi...

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...” Kattcha helped her to a side room that contained a simple shower stall, toilet and sink. With quick efficiency, Kattcha put a large trash bag over ...

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...t it was too noisy to talk. Placing his untouched stubby under a chair, he went for an urgent pee. A bundle of clothes whimpered in the passage. The toilet stank - someone had missed the pan. An open bedroom doorway emitted grunts from the dark. He wished he was somewhere else. Before he could re-enter the main room, Aaron grabbed his arm, pulled him into a bedroom, and c...

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...d a cry from the other side of the house. He raced towards the sound and pushed open the door. Ms Nimffo was on the bathroom floor jammed between the toilet and the shower, head at an odd angle, legs spread, her right hand scrabbling at the edge of the vanity unit in a vain effort to regain her feet. ‘Oh...’ she wailed. ‘My head.’ Zeno knelt and tried to move her but she...

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...he office. She was pale but in control when I sat her at the desk. Back in the gallery, one look at the mess that had been Max sent me racing for the toilet to throw up. I was alone with my nausea. After four years as a virtual hermit I'd forgotten how quickly human nature seeps through even the most civilised of patinas. After the first gasps of startled surprise, every...

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...ed for storage of hay for the horses. Upstairs was divided into two floors with each floor having a lounge, two bedrooms, with a modern kitchen and a toilet and wash room. Stef and Nicola are lucky in renting the ground floor as this included a small private area of the back garden that led directly from their back door. The area is about three metres square and surroun...