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A collection of short poems in greek with underlying humorous tones.

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ΑΥΤΟΠΡΟΣΩΠΟΓΡΑΦΙΑ Δεν φαίνομαι Αυτό που φαίνομαι να είμαι ΔΗΜΑΓΩΓΟΣ Χτυπά το στήθος Χωρίς να ύψώσει ένα του δάχτυλο ΠΑΤΡΟΤΗΤΑ "Αυτό το παιδί στον κήπο σου λουλούδι Ναι, γιατί ’ ναι γιός ενός άλλου" ΑΠΟΦΑΣΙΣΜΕΝΟΣ Έκαψε τη βαλίτσα του καθώς Την έβαλε μέσα σε ζεστό νερό. ΧΑΜΕΝΟΣ Φτωχέ μου μπάσταρδε . . . Εκείνος είναι απόλυτα ευτυχισμένος...

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Παράδοξα Δίστιχα ................................................. 4 - 77 σελ. Παραδοξισμός, η τελεταία Πρωτοπορία της Δεύτερης Χιλιετίας ……………………………......... 78 - 82 σελ. Βιογραφία του Φλωρεντίν Σμαρανδάκε .…………… 83 - 88 σελ....

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A collection of short poems with an underlying tone of humor and parody.

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CIOARA Croncănind în zbor planat, M-a stropit pe cap o cioară; Zic, nervos, dar resemnat: Bine că vaca nu zboară! POZA ŞI PERETELE Eu, cum te-am văzut în casă, Am rămas tablou, băiete! Zise poza, languroasă, Către un perete....

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În loc de prefaţă ......................................................................................... 5 Microfabule ................................................................................................... 7 Fabule ........................................................................................................... 22 Parodii ........................................................................................................ 32 Epigrame ......................................................................................................37 EpitafUri ......................................................................................................... 44 Catrene şi cuvinte paradoxiste ..............................................................47 Puţină dragoste ........................................................................................ 51 Distihuri proverbiale ............................................................................... 59 Dialoguri rimate paradoxiste .................................................................. 65 Definiţii rebusiste ........................

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A collection of poems.

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IMNUL OLTEAt"lULUI AMERICAN M-a facut mama oltean Port blue jeans de-american. Cu pălărie sombrero Şi fumez ţigări Marlboro. Mănânc praz şi beau din ţoi. În Craiova-s cowboy. Măi,Leano! Cin' se ia cu mine bine Îi aduc "whiskey" de prune. Cin' se ia cu mine rău Îl înjur de Dumnezeu În română-amestecată Cu engleza mea de baltă Că-s gangster de vin la trap Şi îi bag un glonte-n cap. Măi,Leano!...

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CUPRINS MAlAGAMBE Tambala(ba)giu'..................................................................................7 Bagaboanţa...........................................................................................8 Ciorovăiala...........................................................................................9 Marghioliţa....................................................................................10 Moaca dracu !....................................................................................11 Mocofane..........................................................................................12 Orăcăiala........................................................................................13 "Bleomangri cu picăţele"....................................................................14 Tovarăşe Popă...................................................................................15 La o bârfotecă....................................................................................16 Puşlamaua.......................................................................................17 Nea Mărin şi Taţa Ve...

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悖论主义对句包括含义相反的两行诗句，但是这两句诗合并（或建 联 系）后给出标题的完整定义。 一般而言，第二行诗句否定第一行诗，因此形成非同寻常或对立 念 的词语搭配及意境。 The PARADOXIST DISTICH consists of two verses, antithetic to each other, but which together amalgamate in a whole defining (or making connection with) the title. Commonly, the second verse negates the first, containing therefore an antinomic/antagonistic notion/collocation or opposite idea....

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P E D A N T He thinks When he doesn’t think 学究 他不思索的时候 脑子也不得清闲 M E T R O P O L I S City Of cities 大都会 与其他城市相比 它就成为城中城 W O R T H L E S S His quality Is lack of all qualities 无价值 所谓的品质 就是无品质 V I C E - P R E S I D E N T The main Secondary character 副总裁 重要人物 次要特征...

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Folclorul românesc cât şi folclorul altor popoare, ambundă de paradoxisme, pe care le am mai amintit şi-n alte lucrări. Noi ne oprim aici cu exemplele de paradoxişti şi paradoxisme, pentru a vă lăsa timp să vă delectaţi cu paradoxismele create de noi şi oferite dumneavoastră, în prezenta carte. Romanian folklore and folklore of other peoples ambundă paradoxist that we mentioned and in other works. We stop here and Paradoxisme paradoxists examples for you to leave while you enjoy paradoxismele created by us and provided to you in this book....

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• A făcut cel mai important pas, lipsit de importanţă. • Timpul probabil, este reprobabil. • A votat împotriva abţinerii. • S-a potrivit intr-un moment nepotrivit. • Au acelaşi stil, diferit. • Doctorul, era erudit în incultura sa. • A făcut tot ce era imposibil de făcut. • Era de o profunzime interioară extremă. • Au fost chemaţi toti nechemaţii. • Sunt în stare sa impoziteze si lipsurile de venituri impozabile. • Materia, este divină iar Divinitatea, este imaterială. • He made the most important step unimportant. • Most likely, it is reprehensible. • Voted against failure. • It was right in the wrong time. • Have the same style, different. • The doctor had learned in his ignorance. • He did what was impossible to do. • It was an extreme inner depth. • There have been called all nechemaţii. • Are able to tax and taxable income gaps. • Matter is Divine and the Divine, is immaterial....

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Introducere …………………………………………. 5 Panseuri paradoxiste ……………………………….. 8 Posibilităţi imposibile …………………………….. 45 Distihuri paradoxiste ……………………………... 51 Zicători distihice ………………………………….. 61 Fabule, parodii şi alte poezii ……………………… 79 Poeme trăsnite ……………………………………. 93 Umor paradoxist ………………………………… 101...

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Excerpts from newspapers, magazines, pamphlets, books - everything I fall in hand. This volume contains quotes from some 1,000 authors, in Romanian, with some exceptions in French or English, and covers approximately 1856 pages. Readings and choices of metaphors, expressions, ideas are of course subjective - after my taste of the time. And today used to read with pen in hand, noting that I like my metaphors in poetry and ideas, aphorisms and short sentences of prose, essays, drama. Collection and heard expressions of folklore. The books emphasize scientific and write it down on edge about possible generalization of concepts or theorems found that later I will guide you towards writing an article or a book....

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GABRIELA ADAMEŞTEANU 􀂃 La urma urmei 􀂃 Inspectîndu-se în oglindă 􀂃 Privirea cu care se măsura în oglindă 􀂃 Tramvaiul despica lent oraşul 􀂃 Iubea Bucureştiul cu sufletul unui provincial 􀂃 Vizită plicticoasă 􀂃 Umflat ca nişte vine groase pe o mînă bătrînă 􀂃 O stradă, vie de oameni şi de maşini 􀂃 Înaintase firesc 􀂃 Peronul încremenit al gării 􀂃 Înghesuiţi în duhoarea sălii de aşteptare 􀂃 Crăuneau găini 􀂃 Răsuna de ecoul focurilor ei. 􀂃 Limbile ceasului încremeniseră 􀂃 Îi orbea întunericul 􀂃 Întunericul catifelat 􀂃 Copil sperios 􀂃 Palele fierbinţi de vînt cu iz de asphalt încins 􀂃 Cuprins de adevărata febră a întîrzierii 􀂃 Rîs ascuţit 􀂃 Vatra publică foarte multă proză scurtă 􀂃 Au privit speriaţi în toate părţile...

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Contents Cuprins ................................................................ 5 𝓐 ....................................................................49 𝓑 ................................................................................. 207 𝓒 ................................................................................ 391 𝓓 ................................................................................. 566 𝓔 ................................................................................ 642 𝓕 ................................................................................. 669 𝓖 ................................................................................ 692 𝓗 ................................................................................ 806 𝓘 ................................................................................ 848 𝓙 ................................................................................ 908 𝓚 ................................................................................. 941 𝓛 ................................................................................ 957 𝓜 ......

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A book of poems, short stories, and sayings in Romanian.

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Aşa precum poetul Tagore glăsuieşte, „Nimic nu este veşnic, nimic nu dăinuieşte!” Oricât de rău ne este sau bun de ne e traiul, Aicea este Iadul şi tot aici şi Raiul. Nu vrăjmăşiţi, nu faceţi păcate, nici în gând! Iubiţi-vă, că Raiul i-aicea, pe Pământ! Făceţi-vă prieteni, iertaţi-i pe duşmani! Nu fiţi robii averii. Dă-i dracului de bani! Trăieşte în decenţă, fii vesel şi curat; De ură şi prostie, nu fi încătuşat! Trăieşte-ţi viaţa sfântă, în fiecare zi; Gândeşte-te că mâine tu poţi a nu mai fi. C-aşa a zis Tagore: „Nimic nu dăinuieşte, Deci ţine minte asta şi te veseleşte!”. Just as the poet Tagore expresses itself, "Nothing is forever, nothing lasts!" No matter how bad or good we are we're living, And here is where is Hell and Heaven. No enemies do not unfortunately either way! Love you, that heaven is where I on earth! Do your friends, forgive his enemies! Do not be slaves of wealth. Fuck them money! He lives in decency, be cheerful and clean Hateful and stupid, do not be handcuffed! Live your life holy, every day; Just think that tomorrow you can not be. C-as Tagore said: "Nothing endures, So remembe...

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FABULE, PARODII ŞI ALTE POEZII ........................... 9 CA-N POVEŞTI ......................................................... 10 IARNĂ POLITICĂ ...................................................... 12 CELEI CARE-NŞEALĂ ................................................ 15 DIFERENŢE ............................................................. 16 BALADA TRENULUI BĂTRÂN ..................................... 17 NINGE, NINGE, NINGE… ............................................ 18 LÂNGĂ-O STANCĂ NEAGRĂ ....................................... 19 TRATAMENT ........................................................... 20 CE TE LEGENI, TRENULE? .......................................... 21 LUNA ..................................................................... 23 ÎMPĂCARE .............................................................. 26 MUSCA ................................................................... 27 PRENATALĂ ............................................................ 28 S-A-NTORS ROATA ................................................... 29 PĂRUL DE LÂNGĂ DRUM ...................................

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A collection of short poems in Romanian.

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Desfac o sticlă plină de doruri posomorâte şi vinul picură-n pahare amintiri. De obediente gânduri eu atârn senin (în aer spânzurat) şi-o fIacără-de-cântec izbucneşte-n gât. I open a bottle full of longing dull and wine glasses dripping-in memory. I thought hang clear of obedience (in air hung) and the-song neck breaks....

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Cifrele au început să vibreze ............................................................... 5 A scrie scriere .................................................................................... 6 i'v1iorita ................................................................................................. 7 Marele zid românesc ........................................................................... 8 Mama latină şi tata cel dac ................................................................. 9 Am trăi fiecare tablou ....................................................................... 10 Femeie care plângi în versul meu ..................................................... II Eminescieni lci În palidc hemoragii .................................................. 12 Susur de ape ..................................................................................... 13 Naştere ............................................................................................. 14 Noi făntâni săpăm pentru lumină ...................................................... 15 Alergare in noapte ..........................................

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"Anthology of the Paradoxist Literary Movement" is a collection of multicultural essays about the Paradoxist Literary Movement in the world, edited by Jean-Michel Levenard, Ion Rotaru, Arnold Skemer....

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I left the totalitarianism and emigrated to the united states for the freedom: Therefore, don't force any literary rules on me! Or, if you do, I'll certainly encroach upon them. I'm not a poet, that's why I write poetry. I'm an anti-poet or non-poet. I thus came to America to re-build the statue of Liberty of the Verse, delivered from the tyranny of the classic and its dogma. I allowed any boldness, anti-literature and its literature flexible forms fixed, or the live face of the death! style of the non-style, poems without verse (because poems don't mean words), dumb poems with loud voice, poems without poems (because the notion of "poem" doesn't match any definition found in dictionaries or encyclopedias)-poems which exist by their absence, after-war literature: pages and pages bombed by filthiness, triteness, and non- poetically, paralinguistic verse (only!): graphics, lyrical portraits, drawings, drafts, non-words and non-sentence poems very upset free verse and trivial hermetic verse intelligible unintelligible language, unsolved and open problems of mathematics like very nice poems of the spirit-we must scientificize the art ...

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A book of poems written by Florentin Smarandache whilst he was experiencing a dark time in life.

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EPILOGUE I leave you with my poems. Feel through me! I have achieves this volume in three years, but read it in T E N! It is a hut from the outside, and maybe a castle inside. (this volume holds connections with the earth!) The book has me between its covers - but now it is in its agony: ...

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Motto - 6 SHORT (AUTO)BIOGRAPHY - 7 THE MANIFESTO – PROGRAM - 9 =INAPPROPRIATE WORDS MADE APPROPRIATE= - 17 PEOPLE ARE FLYING THROUGH PEOPLE - 18 THE PHILOSOPHY OF PSYCHOLOGY - 19 OLD AGE WITHOUT YOUTH - 20 SCIENCE AND ART - 21 THIS OTHER WORLD - 22 VIVE LA PAIX! - 23 A NEEDED DRUG - 24 WESTERN POETRY - 25 PAZVANTE THE BLIND - 26 PHYSICAL EDUCATION / OF THE NERVES - 27 GEORGE DEVIL - 28 AT WORK: / WOMEN WITHOUT WORK - 29 ANTI-POEM OF LOVE - 30 ON WIMBLEY, IN BĂNIE - 31 COURSE OF GERMAN LANGUAGE - 33 FUSS WITH FISH – 34 PORTRAIT OF A GIRL - 35 SHE AND HE - 36 VIBRATIONS ON A SENSITIVE STRING - 37 A POSITIVE MINUS - 38 FRAGMENT OF FRAGMENT - 39 THE UNREAL IS REALITY - 40 BUREAUCRACY - 41 I LIVED MY LIFE / THE DYING WAY - 42 THE FIGHT OF OPPOSITES - 43 GO AHEAD, PLEASE! - 44 THEATER IN ABSURD - 45 HEARING AT GOD - 46 CITIZEN EDUCATION - 47 SCENE OF SCENERY - 48 DIALOGUE AT LONG DISTANCE - 49 THEATER ACTING - 50 DEMETER HAS DIED - 51 I EXIST AGAINST MYSELF - 52 ALLOW ME TO BE MYSELF - 53 CRIME WITHOUT PUNISHMENT - 54 LESSON OF PHILOSOPHY - 55 FLYING MANUAL - 56 PEACE TO YOU, LOVE - 57 LONG COUR...

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A collection of short prose essays.

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CULTURAL NEWS1 (short prose poem) I queue up at the entry of art. queue for meat, queue for bread (Hurraaah Hurrah How fine is our life!) And I watch how someone builds their tomb in eternity. We beseech you to sit down each as far as possible in literature, we are announced by the hoarse interphone. -No, thanks. I prefer standing up, I find myself answering unquestioned. -But do come, please, come. the poetry is waiting for you - says the interphone, then to me: -Enough, there is no place left, get out....

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About Florentin Smarandache again, by Ion Rotaru 5 Introduction to the Kingdom of Error 9 A few features of the NonExistentialism 10 A common 13 Cultural actuality (short prose - poem) 14 How not to ascend to the High NonSociety 15 News 19 Portrait 20 1st letter of Uncle Vasile the political refugee 21 2nd letter of Uncle Vasile the political refugee 23 3rd letter 25 The letter of Mircea the King-size 26 Leitmotif (short prose without action, without conflict, without subject) 27 Hopes 30 Recollections of which I don’t wish to remember 33 Defect writings (short prose - essay) 35 Introduction in Gibberish 38 Curriculum Vitae 49 The typewriter 50 Landscape with dreams 51 The heroic day of an ordinary man 53 Savu of Lentza 56 Gallant affairs 58 Little history of love (critique short prose) 60 Divorce 62 Uncle Gheorghe’s amazing deeds 64 Genealogy 67 At the swimming place 69 Characterize the character Vitoria Lipan in the novel “The hatchet” 70 RRS 73 Cupboard-which-can-hold-many-people-and-runs-alone-on-railways 74 Shakespeare Alexandru and Beethoven Nicolae 75 Diploma (juridical short prose) 77 Ahmed...

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The whole paradoxist distich should be as a geometric unitary parabola, hyperbola, ellipse at the borders between art, philosophy, rebus, and mathematics – which exist in complementariness. The School of Paradoxist Literature, which evolved around 1980s, continues through these bi-verses closed in a new lyric exact formula, but with an opening to essence. For this kind of procedural poems one can elaborate mathematical algorithms and implement them in a computer: but, it is preferable a machine with … soul!...

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I M M O D E S T With the shame Shamelessness U N D E C I D E D Fighting Himself J A Z Z ( I ) Melodious Anarchy J A Z Z ( I I ) Anarchic Melody...

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Fore/word and Back/word _________ 3 The making of the distich : _____ 3 Characteristics: ______________ 3 Historical considerations: _____ 5 Types of Paradoxist distiches ___ 8 1. Clichés paraphrased: ___ 8 2. Parodies: _____________ 8 3. Reversed formulae: ____ 8 4. Double negation _______ 8 5. Double affirmation, ____ 8 6. Turn around on false tracks: _________________ 8 7. Hyperboles (exaggerated): __________________ 8 8. With nuance changeable from the title: ________ 8 9. Epigrammatic: ________ 8 10. Pseudo-paradoxes: ___ 8 11. Tautologies: ________ 9 12. Redundant: _________ 9 13. Based on pleonasms: _ 9 14. or on anti-pleonasms: 9 15. Substitution of the attribute in collocations ___ 9 16. Substitution of the complement in collocations 9 17. Permutation of various parts of the whole: ___ 9 18. The negation of the clichés ______________ 10 19. Antonymization (substantively, adjectively, etc.) ________________ 10 20. Fable against the grain: _________________ 10 21. Change in grammatical category (preserving substitutions’ homonymy): ________________ 10 22. Epistolary or colloquia style: _________...